I have figured out why I am still single. Its cause I would rather try a do something funny as opposed to put in an effort in dating. Here is an example:
I want to be on a date and then during the date I want a person to drive up and get out and start dragging me towards the car and throw me in the trunk. Then speed off. Then not see or talk to her for three to four days and then show up at her house with my clothes all torn and express my deep regret for not calling her sooner because I was a little "tied up"
As you could imagine a second date probably wouldn't happen but I would be fine with this cause it would be sooooo funny. And I'm sure the cops would have a chuckle or two over it as well. And really isn't that what its all about. Bringing joy into the hearts of cops everywhere. And that's another single day in the life of Thome!
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That's what great about you Thome, you're always thinking about how to brighten the cops' day. Plus, this would also end up in the police log in the Scroll.
Supplies!!! I'm not kidnapped or dead. You Should really do this. But do it on a weekend so you don't miss work.
Also because your asexual, so you don't have to deal with those pesky hormones that motivate most guys to plan some date they really don't want to go through in hopes that the girl will reward them with some booty
hahahah quinn
you can do it just dont on a first date. wait till date 15. ya, thats a good number.
I can't believe I screwed up my usage of your/you're in that last comment. It drives me nuts when people do that, I wish I could go back and edit it.
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