A wise dinner entree once said "I would do anything for love, but I won't do that" I've always wondered what that one thing was that he wouldn't do for love and it made me want to make a list of things I would and would not do. I figure Meatloaf and I have a lot in common so I'm sure that this list will be close to his.
1. Will do - Eat meatloaf. Even if her cooking is not that good I'm sure I have had worse, so why not down it in the name of love.
2 Won't do - Eat Meatloaf. That's cannibalism brotha! Not to mention its wrong in so many ways.
3 Will do/won't do - Walk 500 miles. This one is a toss up. First why are we walking 500 miles? Is it for charity? Are there no more cars? Are we doing one of those pioneer treks? Will there be treats? I would have to say walk 500 miles is a won't do. Drive 500 miles, totally down.
4. Will do - Watch a chick flick. I could do this one in my sleep. But seriously I have learned how to sleep with my eyes open so I would just sleep through the whole movie.
5. Will do - Go shopping. But there is a time limit on this. 2 hours tops! And I can't stress this enough, you must keep me well fed or else suffer the consequences.
6. Won't do - Write you a love song. Not even if you ask for one or if you need one. I just won't write you a love song.
7. Won't do - Anything during the game.... any game.
Actually this video pretty much sums it all up.
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Want to know what I wouldn't do for love? I'll tell ya.... give up diet coke. There ain't no thang I love more than diet coke. And I'd never make anyone give up their drink of choice. Even if it's booze.
Don't worry Tom. Spice World has all the answers:
"In the movie Spice World, where Meat Loaf plays The Spice Girls' bus driver, there is a problem that the toilets are always clogged. When Clifford (the girls' manager) asks Meat Loaf to fix them he says, 'Listen, I love these girls, and I'll do anything for them... but I won't do that.'"
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