Tuesday, December 15, 2009

Some ice cubes, a 9 iron and a Tiger Woods

As many of you know I am not a fan of the athlete Tiger Woods. Now I am a fan of the golfer Tiger Woods but this is not what I want to discuss right now. What I realized today is that Tiger is only a victim of two things. Taking things too literally and doing what he was told. How so you ask? Well its simple. Someone, most likely his wife or Shooter McGavin told him to "Go get em Tiger." Now we know that this is just a form of encouragement, as into to go out and do your best. Show them what you are made of type of stuff. Well Tiger went out and got them....literally. So really our bad Tiger, we should have known better than to do this to you. So general public, next time you congratulate Tiger Woods just pat him on the back or something. Maybe keep the subject on golf, tell him that the green slopes slightly to the left. Or remind him that its all in the hips, all in the hips.....uh never mind, just stick with the pat on the ol back.

7 comments:

Myke said...

Haha. Classic Thome. Blog more, buddy.

Britt said...

Thank goodenss your name is Thome... Go get em!

Seneca said...

Nice. hahahha haha ha....

Vickie said...

Blame his genes. You know black people are notorious for having hos in different area codes. And if you wanted to blames his jeans you could do that too, for making "Ol Tiger" look so damn sexy. (I don't think he's sexy, but others obviously do)

InYourBoat said...

Mmm! Is there anymore room for me, in those jeans??? Luda would be so proud of him!

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Declarations of a Drama Diva said...

I bet more than half the girls that seemed to just come out of the wood work... are lying. however I don't keep up to date on all the celebrity crap so... I wouldn't know. That's just my opinion.