Thursday, December 24, 2009

Doogie Howser M.D.

I am Tom.....some side effects may include:

  • uncontrollable spasms of the diaphragm(laughing)

  • dizziness

  • redness of the face

  • weakened joints particularly the knees

  • cancer

  • expensive gifts

  • general soreness of the joints

  • jealousy

  • toys, particularly in the motorcycle and snowmobile areas

  • constant courtesy laughing

  • embarrassment

  • death

  • inappropriate jokes

  • an overabundance of text messaging

  • carpel tunnel

  • having to eat every two hours

  • a fear of clowns

  • cold leather seats
  • being around for more than 4 hours

  • frustration

  • sports center

  • jury duty

  • a quick dubbya in air hockey

  • a definite knowledge of who Tom Brady is and what he stands for

  • nervousness

  • giddiness

So consult a doctor before using.


ZacharyPaul said...

I believe I've experienced all of these side affects.

Vickie said...

You are bad for my health. that's why I'm not coming back to Idaho till the summer...too soon?

Declarations of a Drama Diva said...

ha ha.... Hazardous for health....