Doogie Howser M.D.

I am Tom.....some side effects may include:

• uncontrollable spasms of the diaphragm(laughing)


• dizziness


• redness of the face


• weakened joints particularly the knees


• cancer


• expensive gifts


• general soreness of the joints


• jealousy


• toys, particularly in the motorcycle and snowmobile areas


• constant courtesy laughing


• embarrassment


• death


• inappropriate jokes


• an overabundance of text messaging


• carpel tunnel


• having to eat every two hours


• a fear of clowns


• cold leather seats
• being around for more than 4 hours


• frustration


• sports center


• jury duty


• a quick dubbya in air hockey


• a definite knowledge of who Tom Brady is and what he stands for


• nervousness


• giddiness

So consult a doctor before using.