Monday, April 26, 2010

Air Bud

I have been sleeping on an air mattress for the past 19 months. Why you ask? Well here is a list of the reasons why:

PROS:
  • THE most comfortable bed I have had since the womb.
  • It literally feels like you are sleeping on air.
  • You sleep with ease knowing if there is a flood you will be able to float on safely without even having to wake up.
  • Moving is way too easy, What? I have to move, ya one second, psssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssst done.
  • When you use the pump to add a bit more air for firmness it sounds like you are vacuuming your room and then you roommates think to themselves "wow, Thome keeps a real tight ship in there." suckers.
  • can be easily thrown at intruders, this act wont cause any harm to them but it should cause confusion, cause come on, who throws a bed now a days.
  • has the possibility to be filled with Hawaiian punch for a real thirst quenching sleep.

CONS:

  • A catastrophic air failure at 5 a.m. that results with you waking up on the floor and having to relocate to the couch really blows....literally.

So as you can see, the pros defiantly out weigh the cons. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go take a nap since I ended up on the couch last night.......

5 comments:

KAT said...

hahahahahahahahahahah, freak i got to show this to ken

Seneca said...

hehehehehe good read after a long hot day. :D

ZacharyPaul said...

hehehehehe good read after a long hot day. :D

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